animalstalkinginallcaps:
OH COME ON.
COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF.
GUYS, COME ON. KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY.
I GET IT! THE WHOLE WORLD GETS IT! YOU’RE DATING! GOOD FOR YOU!
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH? EVERYONE ELSE THAT IS ALIVE RIGHT NOW WISHES YOU TWO WOULD QUIT PLAYING GRABASS BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO PUKE.
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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THESE NEW THINGS CALLED ROOMS? THEY’RE CRAZY! WHY DON’T YOU GO GET ONE? THAT WAY YOU’LL BE PROTECTED FROM ALL THE PUKE, RIGHT?
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SERIOUSLY? HAVE YOU BOTH MIRACULOUSLY NEVER HEARD OF COMMON COURTESY OR TACT?
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I HAVE BEEN SINGLE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I HATE YOU BOTH.